• I've repotted all the house plants and some baby tomato plants. All with good quality tomato compost. Very satisfying. #
• "@jearle: Can someone ask @HondaWorldSBK why I'm blocked?" Yep…Why is @jearle blocked? #
• "@Your_Say: Do You Know that over 40% of the users on @GoTrueTwit validation service are Spammers??? So why use it?" <I hate it. #
• Access to work funding is being cut, more lies from DWP @e_lisney @EbonyDawnMarsh @itvnews #sackIDS in reply to e_lisney #
• "@BrandonLewis spending money we dont have creates debt. Labours mess is what Osborne and PM are having to sort out." < 3 more years of this #
• This "Labour government overspent on the corporate credit card" line is utter crap. #
• More than 2 typos in a tweet plus sarky anti-twitter comment from OH means I should probably go to bed. Goodnight the twitter. #
• 90% of my DMs are spam: "thanks for the follow, please like me on fb", truetwit validations or "someone is saying bad things about you" #
• Morning. It's Mayday, the day of the village fair: The Badger Parade! #
• Somehow the concept of "bank holiday" offends the weather gods. #
• They cancelled the Badger Parade. Jubilee day instead. Bah! #

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